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Sunday, October 11, 2015
OP220. The solution to our gun problem
How many more lives must we lose? Someone's shot every day on the news So I think, just for fun I should take every gun And instead swap them out for some gnus.
The gnus will poop more than their share Let's trade 'em instead for cookware They'll be too busy grilling To do any killing And chefs will pop up ev'rywhere!
The gnus will poop more than their share
ReplyDeleteLet's trade 'em instead for cookware
They'll be too busy grilling
To do any killing
And chefs will pop up ev'rywhere!
S.H.
When, oh when, will this monster cease to inspire us to create our doggerels? Tell me, when wildebeest quit?
DeleteWell I think that it might be wiser
DeleteTo use gnu poop for fertilizer
I don't see the harm in
Improving the farmin'
If it hits the fan, wear a visor.
Sorry, did this in about 5 minutes.
Yeah, not up to your usual metrical standards, David, but as nearly always, a great story line!
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