There was a young lady from Natchez
Who chanced to be born with two snatches.
And she often said, "Shit,
I would give my left tit
For a man with equipment that matches."
Did you know there were two Sigmund Freuds?
One loved nymphomaniacal beuds.
But the other -- the prude --
Who wrote books that were lewd
Had his testicles insured by Lleuds.
A curious lass from Dundee
Tried two lads simultaneously.
From the fore and the aft
She was given the shaft.
Now it pains her to sit and to pee.
An hermaphrodite has all the fun!
He really is two -- though she's one!
Discontent on the shelf
He need just fuck himself
And, if pregnant, she knows who's the one!
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