There was a hot gal from the Saar
Who fucked all, from both near and far.
When asked to explain
She replied with disdain,
"I'm trying to buy me a car."
In the case of a hooker named Frost,
Whose cunt's a good two feet acrost,
It's the best part of valor
To bugger the gal, or
You're apt to fall in and get lost.
A randy young fellow with moxie
Fucked a fat, syphilitic old doxie.
When he looked 'tween her knees
And saw millions of fleas
He regretted not fucking by proxy.
A notorious harlot named Hearst,
In the pleasures of men is well-versed.
Reads a sign o'er the head
Of her well-rumpled bed:
"THE CUSTOMER ALWAYS COMES FIRST."
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