I know a fine man born in Greeley
Whose choice in a mattress is Sealy
I really can't say
(For I'm straight and he's gay)
But in bed, I'll bet he's touchy/feely.
A homo explorer from Cush
Would often go roaming the bush
Now, you needn't ponder
What made him go wander
His quest was a mouth or tight tush.
In hopes they'd become Aswan?
Dam your post-limerick comment; I'm in denial. Only a nasser a fool would have said that.
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