Thursday, March 13, 2014

1271. This one's apocryphal

Lee Boyd Malvo and John Allen Muhammed went on a 3-week shooting spree around Washington in October, 2002.  Malvo, only 17 at the time, has claimed that Muhammed, b. 1960, sexually assaulted and controlled him.
That young DC sniper named Malvo
Shot and wounded a priest in his Volvo
When the youngster was jailed
The priest kindly mailed
A letter which said, "Te absolvo."


Forgive me if Malvo rhymes with salvo...

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