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Tuesday, March 18, 2014
OP144. Couldn't Finnish what he started
There once was a man from Helsinki Who went to the bar for a drinki He downed many a glass And he picked up a lass But he couldn't give rise to his dinki.
That girl needed to try giving the guy a Lapp dance, or maybe a baltickle.
David, that limerick was a sweet 'un. I love your rock 'em, stockholm style, and I'm bergen you, please, to keep posting them, if you should dane to do so. And where else can you find such a brutal Comments section where you can reykjavictims over the coals?
your comments are scandinavalous. there is norway we should be coming up with so many puns. way to tampere with scandinavian locales to your punning advantaage, throwing down the lillehammer. if we made this a contest, you guys would kick my vasteras.
That girl needed to try giving the guy a Lapp dance, or maybe a baltickle.
ReplyDeleteDavid, that limerick was a sweet 'un. I love your rock 'em, stockholm style, and I'm bergen you, please, to keep posting them, if you should dane to do so. And where else can you find such a brutal Comments section where you can reykjavictims over the coals?
I am laughing so hard, I am saabing.
ReplyDeleteyour comments are scandinavalous. there is norway we should be coming up with so many puns. way to tampere with scandinavian locales to your punning advantaage, throwing down the lillehammer. if we made this a contest, you guys would kick my vasteras.
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