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Wednesday, February 19, 2014
OP139. In their element
Two chemists were not so methodic In the way they made love - quite spasmodic Anytime they were able They had sex on the table Except when she was periodic.
Super title! I see that the dude abides in Canada... Helluva good limerick, too!
ReplyDeleteThe table those two chemists used must have been quite sturdy since I've always heard, "An ass set on a base gives assault plus wadder."
ReplyDeleteThey were just following their innate human chemical attractive forces described in the "Men to lay Eve" Principles.
Their biological urge has been proved mathematically! I quote from Legman's "The Limerick," Number 1555:
The mathematician Von Blecks
Has devised an equation for sex.
. Having proved a good f___
. Isn't patience or l___
But a function of Y over X.