Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Saturday, February 22, 2014
1253. Mutual in Omaha
A Nebraskan in bed used a feather To tickle his wife's regions nether. As they mingled their bods She fondled his cods And they joyfully climaxed together.
An old joke... Two widows are rocking on the porch at the nursing home. One says, "Mabel, did you and Fred ever have mutual orgasm?" The other replies, "No, I think we had State Farm."
An old joke...
ReplyDeleteTwo widows are rocking on the porch at the nursing home. One says, "Mabel, did you and Fred ever have mutual orgasm?"
The other replies, "No, I think we had State Farm."