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Tuesday, September 15, 2015
1834. I've heard an alum douche also works
One old bag I know has an agenda; Wants to tighten her saggy pudenda Right now, each orgasm Occurs in a chasm Wide 'nuf to be walked by Wallenda!
Nicely done. I hope you tell your wife this one isn't about her...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the compliment, Dave. My wife refuses to read my limericks and thinks that by doing so, she will dissuade me from continuing to write 'em.
ReplyDeleteFat chance of that!
She should know better than that by now.
DeleteYou could probably write a book of them.