Bull riders from old Albuquerque
Practice up on a gal who's quite perque.
When given a Pepsi
It spurs epilepsy
And makes her fuck all herque-jerque.
Practice up on a gal who's quite perque.
When given a Pepsi
It spurs epilepsy
And makes her fuck all herque-jerque.
Are you familiar with Rodeo Sex? That's when you're screwing your wife or girlfriend
doggy-style, you clasp your arms around her, lock your hands and whisper in her ear,
"Your sister really likes it this way." Then you try to hang on for 8
seconds.
I wonder whether The Limericist got today's inspiration from the "Jeopardy" episode which aired in our viewing area on Tuesday, August 28. One category's desired responses were words spelled with two Q's. The first clue was "New Mexico city founded in 1704."
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