A sweet-smelling whore named Gunilla,
Positions her puss on a pillow.
Says she "I can wangle
More johns at this angle
Plus, I scent my cunt with vanilla."
A profligate man from Azores
Each week would go down to the whores.
They weren't too expensive
But he became pensive:
"Is there any get from my spores?"
"Get" as a noun means offspring.
Hiring a nanny may be useful when a harried couple wants to make a week-end get-away. A 'fridge full of baguettes, schnitzel, antipasto or lutfisk would be standard au pair rations.
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