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Monday, July 30, 2012
771. Search for vachina
There once was a drug-dealing Mandarin Who upset his wife by philanderin'. He employed a pimp Whom he paid off with hemp To offset the pimp's price for panderin.' The hemp plant is also known as cannabis sativa -- marijuana.
I see where you have added an explanatory postscript. So you were afraid that your hepcat audience wouldn't know Mary Jane from hemp? Yeah, I suppose your doubt makes sensimilla. But, hey, Limericist dude, we all need to, like, feel the love, man, and pass on all the THC we can give. Y'know, make, like, a lid'll go a long way.
I see where you have added an explanatory postscript. So you were afraid that your hepcat audience wouldn't know Mary Jane from hemp? Yeah, I suppose your doubt makes sensimilla. But, hey, Limericist dude, we all need to, like, feel the love, man, and pass on all the THC we can give. Y'know, make, like, a lid'll go a long way.
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