414. May I be a practice dummy?

There's a subject I think I will broach,
Regarding a madam named Roach.
Taught her young whores to blow,
Was a great teacher, so
They referred to her as their head coach.

382. Perhaps this one belongs in the tarlotte

You can sense the final word early on.  I hate when that happens!
There once was a woman named Charlotte,
Who could turn people's faces to scarlotte.
Words said by this whore --
Plus the clothes that she wore --
Made it clear she was Charlotte the harlotte.