409. Cleansing the palette

#408 is the dirty version.
An impressionist artist, Lautrec,
Bought new clothes, then he said "What the heck!"
He was such a small goose
That the pants were Toulouse
And the shirts all just swallowed his neck!

408. Small, but full of Gaul

An impressionist artist's biftek
Was petit - still he thought "What the heck?"
Took a Moulin Rouge whore
Home in hopes he could score,
Once aboard she asked "Too loose, Lautrec?"
(Biftek is French for "beef steak.")