421-422. Porn

There once was a fellow named Bud,
Who at scoring with gals was a dud.
But still, he was horny
So watched lots of porn. He
Would sit there just pounding his pud.

A horny teenager named Fred,
Hid lots of porn under his bed.
It brought thoughts vicarious
And it was hilarious
When mom found 'em -- turned her face red!