A lady while dining at Crewe
Found an elephant's whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
And don't wave it about,
Or the others will all want one too."
A lovely young maid from St. Jude
Once rode through the streets in the nude.
A policeman cried, "Whatam--
Agnificent bottom"
And slapped it as hard as he could.
A newlywed couple from Goshen
Spent their honeymoon sailing the ocean.
In twenty-eight days
They got laid eighty ways --
Imagine such fucking devotion!
A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance."
She let herself go
For an hour or so,
And now all her sisters are aunts.
A sailor who slept in the sun,
Woke to find his fly buttons undone,
He remarked with a smile,
"Good grief, a sun-dial!
And now it's a quarter-past one."
On the night of her wedding Ms. Booker
Told her husband, "You beast, I'm no hooker!
If you want it queer ways,
Go to whores for your lays!"
So he packed up his tool and forsook 'er.
At Vassar, sex isn't injurious,
Though of love we are never penurious.
Thanks to vulcanized aids,
Though we may die old maids,
At least we shall never die curious.
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the earth
There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
There once was a girl named Priscilla
Whose vagina was flavored vanilla.
The taste was so fine
Man and beast stood in line
(Including a stud armadilla).
There once was a horny old bitch
With a motorized self-frigger which
She would use with delight
All day long and all night -
Ninety bucks: Abercrombie & Fitch.
There once was a husky young Viking
Whose sexual prowess was striking.
Every time he got hot
He would scour the twat
Of some girl that might be to his liking.
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