Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Sunday, January 7, 2018
2755. Substitute orthography
Since "ph" has the same sound as "f" You could spell words like "phake," "phish," or "cleph." Just for phun, try it phast (But don't do it halph-assed) And at games, picture this: "Phuck the reph!"
Phrom your old phriend, Phil
Loved the philthy and phunny phiphth line (say THAT without spitting!)The element of surprise had me laphing phor a while!
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