With his mind not on golf but on ass,
A guy found his ball in tall grass.
From deep in the fescue
Tried using a Rescue™
And made triple-bogey, alas.
In 2003, TaylorMade Golf Co. invented small-headed metal-woods to replace difficult-to-hit long irons. They called them "rescue" clubs. Now every company offers them and, generically, they're called "utility clubs" -- no good for escaping deep grass, though.
Here's a cute poem (not original):
I knew I had him when I saw where he stood
He was knee-deep in Johnson Grass, reachin' for a wood.
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