A woman who lives in New Haven
Is known far and wide as a maven
She can tell guys at Yale
Which shop's having a sale
On tattoos if they want some engravin'.
But she has much more knowledge than that --
She knows where the hookers are at!
For a small finder's fee
You'll be sent off with glee
To meet Amber or Jasmine or Pat.
Once there, you might sing, "Yank my doodle, it's a dandy!"
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