845-847. C'mon baby, let's do the twist

An unusual youngster named Merle,
Took a pretty young girl for a twirl.
His appendage most male
Was just like a pig's tail --
It was shaped in a definite curl.

He succeeded her pants to unfurl,
Then unzipped, showing his priceless pearl.
Her shock was so great
There was no way she'd mate,
In fact the sight caused her to hurl!

Though at first his dick's twists seemed anoink,
She decided she would like to boink
And told him "Let's try it."
He caused a small riot
When instead of "OK!" he said "Oink!"