2104. Game Seven wasn't heaven

The Thunder went crashing in flames
This time, I won't name any names
When the Warriors, with glee,
Began hitting the three
I knew 'twas the last of our games.
Golden State won 96-88 after trailing by 13 in the 2nd Qtr.

2103. From class to crass

We've had QE1, Cath'rine the Great,
Mesdames Meir and Thatcher did rate
And there's Angela Merkel
But we'll come full circle
If Hillary wins Head of State.
"Full circle" -- meaning 'from aweful to awful.'  Please!  Won't someone honest, capable, and likeable run as a 3rd Party candidate?  Bill Bradley, maybe?

2102. Actually, it's every day

On this day we have labeled, "Memorial"
I've become like a sloth that's arboreal
There'll be no sex for me
Might as well climb a tree
Perhaps I should be more dicktatorial.

2101. We must stop this bully pulpit

Do not question "The Donald's" veracity
Guys may come after you with tenacity
In his crowds of buffoons
There are quite a few goons
Getting paid in a brown shirt capacity

2100. Wanting to wipe out the Warriors

Golden State plays tonight at the 'Peake*
The Thunder its game plan must tweak
If our shooting's not lame
And we win one more game
We will play versus Cleveland next week.

* Chesapeake Energy Arena, named for the OKC company.

2099. Little girl with a curl?

Engaged in love-making quite torrid
She committed an act that was horrid
In her gut, things weren't fine
As they did sixty-nine
And she shat her loose turds on his forehead.

2098. But still up 3-2

I'd expected the Warriors would rally
Thunder couldn't climb out of the valley
That they dug through insane
Forays into the lane
Where the GS "D" played cheek-to-jowly.
Most of Westbrook's 7 turnovers came on wild drives.  If he didn't lose the ball, his wild shot attempts were either blocked or way off the mark.  Both he and Durant think they'll be given free throws every time they go flying into the lane.  Didn't happen tonight.

OP271. It drives me to drink

Actually, I don't drink, but...

"What a waste! There's no taste in it!" Jeez, 
Put a cork in it, wouldn't you, please?
It is really not fine
When you whine about wine
Tell me, sir, are you cheesed about cheese? 

2097. Heckuva guy

My son-in-law's slender like Bono
Loves salsa that's made with serrano
Hits his driver a mile
Which brings him a smile
But his short game is kinda like guano.

2096. Who said eating out was expensive?

A just-married fellow named Kirk
Leaves his marriage bed only for work
But he comes home for lunch,
Where there's hair pie to munch
Which makes Kirk's new bride come with a jerk.

2095. Up 2-1 on the defending champs

The hometown arena resounded
With cheers as The Thunder rebounded
Green of GS played dirty
We still won by thirty*
The Warriors were fully confounded.
* Actually 133-105 but our lead had reached 39.

2094. I askew, would you care?

A poor female student, a truant,
Had left and right tits non-congruent
Despite their imbalance
She had two great talents --
At sucks and at fucks she was fluent.

2093. A toughie

The first name of Barnum was Phineas
Had Jumbo stuffed -- how ignominious!
And back in the day
Put Tom Thumb on display
Who was shorter than stalks of grown zinnias.
"Ignominious" was one of this week's AWADs.

OP270. This one really gets my goat

Well I know of a man, quite complex
Who cannot find a woman for sex
Since his chance is remote
He grabs hold of a goat
And won't care if a witness objects.

The Limericist here...  Dave Reddekopp has (unwittingly?) setup one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.  Rather than my posting my own limerick today, I'd like to repeat the story.  I hope it doesn't detract from Dave's excellent 5-liner above.

Willie Nelson told this at a concert.  I don't know whether I laughed harder at the punch line or at the fact that he had the cojones to tell it!

A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality.

"I know a great trial lawyer," the fellow said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury.  I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."

The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony.

"I saw Jed mount his goat from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jed's pecker."

The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good goat’ll do that for ya." 

2092. Series tied, and I'm fit to be

The Thunder last night sure did suck
KD had eight turnovers -- yucch!
Defense wasn't sound
And they didn't rebound
To win again, they'll need some luck.
Outscored in every quarter, they lost 118-91 to Golden State.