1028. It wasn't Jason Collins

My title has the name of the Celtics player who came out of the closet yesterday.
An NBA guy gave the word
To his wife, "Let's have sex with a third."
He got his point guard
To also get hard
And a two-on-one fast break occurred.

1027. Militant smoker

A man who enjoyed his cigar
Was told, "You can't smoke in my bar."
So in that small cloister
He spit out an oyster
Coughed up from his black lungs' catarrh.

1026. Pronunciation prod

There is an old woman from Worcester
Who once was a big U. Mass borcester.
Now she's not the same
'Cause at the last game, 
While preparing to sit, someone gorcester.

1025. Hat trick

On leave from the French Foreign Legion
A soldier continued his siegin'.
Still wearing his kepi
He showed he was peppy,
Attacking his girl's nether region.

1024. Kenya believe this?

A runner who hailed from Namibia
Decided to build up his tibia.
"I'll jog" he had planned
"'Til I've run out of land."
Headed north -- clear to Tripoli, Libya!
He must have been bad at geography.  West would've been a whole lot shorter.

1023. James jams

There once were two limousine chauffeurs
Who mainly just acted as gofers.
The men became friends
And rammed each other's ends
Because they were light in the loafers.

OP109. To use the views of Cruise...

L. Ron's religion feels my wrath today.

Said a man who believed in Lord Xenu
Scientology's true, for all he knew
But its inventor, Hubbard
Stashed the cash in his cupboard
He was guilty of fraud, and yes, we knew.

1022. The scuttlebutt? No buttle smut.

A divorced estate owner, Ms. Nick,
Hired on a new butler for prick.
But her majordomo
Turned out to be homo,
And gave neither dick nor a lick.

OP108. #1021's soulmate

A girl who found studying tough
Thought the past wasn't thrilling enough
So she got out her toys
And now she enjoys
Learning all of her history, buff.

1021. Different strokes

A man with a passion for history
Whipped off as he learned!  (Quite a mystery.)
He'd read about Salome,
Xerxes and Ptolemy,
All the time practicing wristery.

1020. Quicky, Lorraine?

A gal hoped to have an orgasm
At least just a single small spasm
But she didn't make it
Had no time to fake it
Too soon came his white protoplasm.

OP107. Misfits

A young epileptic from Turkey
Whose prospects for dating were murky
One day was in luck
But when they tried to fuck
Hanky-panky was all herky-jerky.

OP106. And that goes double for Acknowledgments

Meritorious books feature Forewords.

Authors list raisons d’être and core words.

    But when all’s said and done

    Readers jump to Page One

And omit those superfluous bore words.

On the other hand, lower case italicized Roman numerals are pretty to look at…

1019. I'm kinda fauna this one

A botanist was an explora,
Spent eighteen months trekking Andorra.
His wife was named Flo
But she didn't go
For she knew he had eyes just for Flora.

1018. Cloven cloaca

I don't think I've used the 2nd word in my title since 10th grade biology (poor frog!)
There is a young woman named Jo
Whose swimsuit makes any boy glow.
That too-tight bikini
Will raise up your weenie
When you see her sweet camel toe.