210. Saving money out the ass

A miserly tightwad named Bob
Used T.P. as rough as a cob.
Much cheaper than Charmin
But constantly harmin'
His hemorrhoids and that made him sob.

209. Refund time

Before grooming the hair on her twat,
A gal had a money-wise thought.
"If I leave all the the locks
Which adorn my sweet box
I can take back the Nair that I bought!

208. I want his job

A well-endowed fellow named Wright
Is a gigolo most every night.
He fucks dusk-til-dawn,
Gives a humongous yawn,
Goes for breakfast, then sleeps while it's light.

207. And no irritating voice

An 18-wheel driver named Sally
Used maps made by old Rand McNally.
See, her truck's GPS
Was a mis'rable mess --
It would tell her to turn down an alley!

206. Hare trigger

A man spent his life on the run,
So on dates he provided no fun.
Had a terrible habit --
He fucked like a rabbit --
Was through damned near 'fore he'd begun!

205. Golf backward is flog

I like to head out to my course
Which, thankfully, doesn't have gorse.
'Cause the way that I play,
(Shots go every which way)
Means I often am filled with remorse.

204. Takes talent AND practice

A gifted pianist named Lynch
Could fill in with a group in a pynch.
A wondrous sight-reader
He'd follow the leader
And never miss notes from the bynch.

203. Luckless

There once was a man with bad luck,
At gambling he really did suck.
But at love, even worse,
He was under a curse --
Just could not get a woman to fuck.

202. Cheese cutter

A woman considered hard-hearted
Had a problem -- she constantly farted!
When she'd cut a big poot
Folks around her would scoot,
'Cause if they didn't leave, their eyes smarted.

201. We're talkin' short!

While bemoaning his dick to a pard,
A circumcised man dropped his guard:
"If I still had my foreskin
(A tiny bit more skin)
The head would stay hid when I'm hard!"

199-200. Cleanliness is cloying -- but try these.

A man who was deaf as a post
Decided a dinner to host.
When his guests rang the bell --
Well, how could he tell?
So he ate the entire rib roast.


A mendacious salesman named Steve
At each job he held, got asked to leave.
His habitual lying
Left customers crying
And wanting refunds to receive.

198. Another woman from Sidney

An Australian gal rode a bikie
And wore only clothes sold by Nike.
After sex, she would douche
And the bag had a swoosh!
Now that's brand allegiance, by crikie!

197. OCD

A fastidious fellow named Fritz
Gargles mouthwash before licking clits.
As a prelude to pee
Washes hands - OCD?
Plus he wipes 'fore and after he shits!

196. We're talkin' cold!

This site continues to receive daily hits from Russia.  As a 'thank you' for your visits,

A fellow while in Vladivostok
Experienced a horrible frost shock!
When he took out his lizard
To pee in a blizzard
It fell off!  Have you seen his lost cock?

195. The eyes have it

There is a young fellow named Clint,
Needs glasses and this makes him squint.
When he sees a girl's thighs
There's a change in his eyes
And instead of a squint, there's a glint!