2421. You won't get bitten

There's a 10 dollar hooker in Choctaw
Who does not think it sinful to mock law
Though she doesn't do oral
Do not think her moral
She would if she could, but has lockjaw.
Pop. 11,100

2420. 'Burb to Tulsa's south

I know an old fellow named Rigsby
From the farming community, Bixby.
When not tending his crop
He'll be found throwing slop
In the small enclosed pen where the pigs be.
Pop. 21K. EVERYBODY 'round here says it "Bigsbee."  I suppose that means that we are "higs", not hicks.

2419. Cream dreams

In the fairly large town, Ponca City,
Boys would love seeing Ivanka titty
Likelihood of that day
Is the same I would say
As a Kate Upton quick bonk (a pity.)
Pop. 25K, and HQ of Conoco until 2002.

2418. He's the tight end

A high school cheerleader from Sayre
Had the hots for her team's premier player
When she tried to get near
He said, "Honey, I'm queer"
A pronouncement that sure did dismay 'er.
Pop. 4,600

2417. Good thinkin', Mencken

Ecdysiasts living in Claremore
Can hardly make customers stare more
But when they strip to G-strings
And pasties on bee stings
Of nipples, men hope they will dare more.
Pop. 19K.  Mencken coined ecdysiast to describe Gypsy Rose Lee.

OP416-417. A treat you can't eat

When it's done, or complete, or is whole
Is it comical, funny, or droll?
You decide, or you choose
With opinions, or views
If you'll praise, or applaud, or extol

My objective, or endgame, or goal
Is to give, or deliver, or dole
And I think, or believe
What you'll get, or receive
Is each line as a synonym roll.

Except the last one, of course.

2416. Trump-eting

Hey, Don, we un-humbly beseech
You to stop with the bombastic speech.
Incessantly tweeting
Will lead to a beating
Please, Congress, begin to impeach.

2415. Gridiron grandeur

In the small Tulsa suburb of Jenks
Are no roller nor ice-skating rinks
But their school system's tops
Football team rarely flops
It's a great town to live in methinks.
Pop. 21K.  From 2004 thru 2016 the HS football team's record was 144-19 with 3 state championships.  From 1993 thru 2003 they won 8 state championships!

2414. Evidently I gypsum women

I dated a girl from Watonga
So pretty I said, "Cowabonga!"
She crawled into my bed,
When I undressed she said,
"I was hoping you'd be a bit longa."
Pop. 2,986, and home to a large gypsum quarry.

2413. Two ACLs = Zero NFLs

Jason White, Heisman winner from Tuttle,
Had his NFL hopes get the scuttle
Some thought he was shafted
When he wasn't drafted
But I think his best job's to buttle.

Tuttle, just SW of OKC, has pop. 6,500.  While QB White's both-operated-on knees led to his being overlooked by the pros, he also isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

2412. I'd give her a 6 (inches)

For fun in the small town of Seminole
People go outside town to the swimmin' hole
Braver folks skinny dip;
When gals do a back flip
The guys hope that they might see some women hole.
Pop. 7,400

2411. He auto extend some credit

The woman was poor and grew tenser
When the grease monkey tried to convince 'er,
"Ma'am, your car will not run
If you don't spend the mon
To replace the points, plugs, and condenser."

My first car was a used '64 VW Beetle.  This was 1967 and I recall that tune-ups required those three items.  The cost, incl. labor, was $25.  With electronic ignition systems now the standard, are any cars still made that need points and a condenser?

2410. The Spanish-American Whore

In the small Okie town of Vinita
Lives a virginal young señorita
Although she won't chinga
Licks cocks with her lengua
She's known as the town's "señor eatah."
Pop. 5,500

2409. Dr. Jekyll with nary a heckle

I expected a speech full of spite
One damning the left from the right
But his manner was civil 
With not too much drivel
Who WAS that on TV last night?

2408. Stridently strait-laced

If you break the law in Broken Arrow
You will need a guy like Clarence Darrow
To defend you, for they
Have police (I hear say)
Who can cause you to sing like a sparrow.
Pop. 106K.  Violent crime in US is 3.73/1000 residents.  BA's is 1.42.