1597-1598. Enough local geography

These will likely be the last two on Oklahoma towns.

A Japanese man from Owasso
Was trained as an opera basso
When his teacher said that,
"You're a little bit flat"
He took it quite well and said, "Ah, so."
Owasso is a 'burb of Tulsa with 29,000 folks.

The small city known as El Reno
Is home to a Cheyenne* casino
With blackjack and lots
Of machines known as slots
Even poker, but doesn't have keno.
Tribal casinos are everywhere in Oklahoma!  Over 100 at last count.

*Actually, it's labeled 'Cheyenne-Arapahoe.'

1596. I myth my old hometown

A rascal's girlfriend down in Ada
Said, "Show me just what you are made o'."
So he dressed like a swan,
Took her out on the lawn
And then screwed her as if she were Leda.
Pop. about 17K, I was born and reared (not that way) in Ada.

1595. The natives are restless

OU is located in Norman
Its football team kinda went dorman'
This year, lost its game
With O-State, fans exclaim,
"Coach Stoops is in need of a corpsman!"*
Stoops fired several coaches after the 8-5 season but HE was the brain dead one vs. OSU.

*In the military, corpsman is short for 'medical corps man.'

1594. A stalag mite suit him

An unmarried deacon from Duncan
Likes his trouser snake best when it's sunken
Deep in some gal's cave;
I suggest that this knave
Either quit church or do real spelunkin'.
Pop. 23K, it was Halliburton's HQ for 60+ years.

1592-1593. Two stinkers

A woman who lives outside Fitzhugh
Won't ever let out her small Shih Tzu
So should you come to call
Be prepared for a fall
When she opens the door the smell hits you.
Tiny Fitzhugh has 258 persons.

A Bartlesville person's a Bartian
The ones I've met prob'ly weren't Martian
But I have known a few
Whose bodies were pewwww!
They should have used soap when a'washin'.
It's true -- some Okies pronounce wash as warsh. 
Bartlesville, pop. 39K, is home to Phillips 66.

1591. Quick kick or "Shoe, you!"

A salesman attempted to fuck a
Shopkeeper down in Wapanucka
She sold boots and shoes
And was quick to refuse
Him by kicking his nuts with her chukka.
WAH-puh-NUCK-uh has 876 soles (that's 438 souls.)

1590. Old fogey

I know of a man in Muskogee
Who always is seen with a stogie
But as we've been taught
He doesn't smoke pot
He'd like to, but it makes him logy.
Pop. 40,000, it was made famous by Merle Haggard's song.

1589. Baleful result to boll you over

There once was a lassie from Lawton
Who plugged up her coozie with cotton
This kept her from flowing
But germs began growing
Which soon turned her uterus rotten.
At 100,000, Lawton is our 5th largest city and is home to Ft. Sill.

1588. Here's a java script

If it's coffee you want in Wewoka
Don't expect that you'll find any mocha
They have no Mickey D's
And no Starbucks, so please,
If you want a good kick, chew some coca.
Wewoka is the Tribal HQ of the Seminole Nation.

1587. No spindly spindle

There once was a man from McAlester
Whose dong was as strong as a baluster
It pleased his wife greatly
When he'd get inflate-ly
And she'd nearly faint when he phallused 'er.
McAlester is home to the Oklahoma State Penitentiary.

1586. Lard legs

There is a large woman from Ardmore
Who fries fish and chicken with lard (more
Than thought of as wise)
It goes straight to her thighs
I'm thinkin' her health she should guard more.
Ardmore is a city of about 25,000 in southern Oklahoma.   As a new theme, I'm going to do posts rhyming the names of some towns in this state where I live.

1585. Will power

The fam'ly black sheep wasn't privy
To the way that the lawyers did divvy
His daddy's estate;
Learned that he didn't rate
When his share was a broken-down Chevy.

1584. Reticent roué

An expert young cocksman named Steadham
Spends his life wooing girls just to bed 'em
When one comes to his room
Conversations don't loom
He has only two words to say: "Spread em!"

1583. Ai-yi-yi-yi

There once was a fellow from Quito
Who called his girl friend "Cielito"
Which can mean "little sky"
But was used by this guy
To get laid 'stead of beating his meat, oh!
Cielito is also Spanish slang for "sweetie."

1582. Fret threat

A guitarist in York, Pennsylvania
Would incessantly play Malagueña
Guy in the next flat
Beat his door, yelling that,
"If you don't change your tune I will brain ya!"