1432. Anus but no Andes

When I sixty-nine with my Rose
Her breasts are not covered by clothes
But I never see 'em
'Cause her perineum
Is right there in front of my nose.

'Tain't the worst one I've ever written, nor the bust...

1431. Class personified

The Big Sleep won't take place on a cot
Forest Lawn will be digging a plot
Wondrous Lauren Bacall
Was an absolute doll
We were lucky to have than have not.
In the early 70s, I saw her in "Applause" in OKC.  She couldn't sing.  She didn't need to.  She owned the stage simply by being on it.

1430. 'n sip it

There once was a time Pinot Noir
Was the premier red grape of the Loire
But for years it's been known
As the best of Bourgogne
And I think I will drink some ce soir.
Actually, once the Loire river turns south, it forms the western boundary of Bourgogne (Burgundy.) However, "Loire wines" aren't classified as burgundies.

1429. Southern exposure

A woman who wasn't too chaste
Refused to give guys' dicks a taste
So their penetrations
In her fenestrations
All had to be south of the waist.

1428. Flower power

A gardener with magical power
Likes leading a girl to his bower
And if she is pliable
Our hero is liable
To lay her three times in one hour.
He will soon experience "the last rise of summer."

1427. The funk caused by junk

A man who desired life with order
Got wed to a gal, a big hoarder.
His joy was short-lived;
When the bills all arrived
He discovered he couldn't afford her.

1426. Where air is rare

Edmund Hillary had quite a pair
As most men would have turned down the dare
Although first up Mt. Everest
He wasn't the cleverest,
When asked why he did, "'Cause it's there."

"Because it's there" is one of the most misattributed quotes of all time -- possibly because the person who really said it has a name that sounds so similar to Sir Edmund's.  It was actually spoken by George Mallory, another British climber who tried three times to conquer the mountain in the early 1920's -- and without extra oxygen (!)  He and his climbing partner "died trying" on the third attempt.

1425. A woman of low molars

There once was a dentist named Keith
Who took a girl out on the heath
Where he did unbuckle
And got her to suckle
By claiming, "It's good for your teeth!"

1424. Robin Williams' idol, too

A comic named Joe from New York
Learned a lot watching Mindy and Mork
For Jonathan Winters
Was one of Mork's mentors
Who always made Joe pop his cork.
Watch Winters freestyle HERE.

1423. All the views that fit, they print

There's one thing I like about Brits
They're not too hung up re: bare tits
Young lads become gapers
At those daily papers
Which show 'em, but some moms have fits!

For years The Sun and The Daily Mirror printed a daily pair.  Still?

1422. Where we got the term "barf bag?"

Scottish haggis, I've heard, is delicious
Surely those who say so are facetious
A sheep's heart, lungs and liver
Plus oats makes me quiver
And cooked in his stomach?  Sounds vicious.

PD151-155. Pregnancies

There was a young lady of Maine
Who declared she'd a man on the brain.
But you knew from the view
Of the way her waist grew
It was not on her brain that he'd lain.

There was a young lady of Wantage
Of whom the Town Clerk took advantage.
Said the County Surveyor,
"Of course you must pay her;
You've altered the line of her frontage."

Though a self-confessed egalitarian,
Nan indulged rites that were not riparian.
So one sunny day,
Nine months after a lay,
She succumbed to her second cæsarean.

Since her baby came, little Miss Snow
Won’t diddle, she just hollers "no."
She thinks a fat senator
It’s likely progenitor
But having laid ten she can’t know.

Said a girl to her friend from Milpitas,
"There's a doctor in town who will treat us
For feminine ills
And hot and cold chills,
Or even abort a young fœtus."

1421. Sea cow you like this one...

A retarded old fellow named Jimmy
Made his home in the town of Kissimmee
And due to insanity
He felt that a manatee
Was much Moore attractive than Demi.

1420. Masked masochist

A cold dominatrix, Lorraine,
Tied a man to her bed to give pain
She then climbed astride him,
Proceeding to ride him
While wielding a whip and a chain.

OP154. Squeak peek

You may read all about this here. 
Heard some news from the Louvre that’s alarming:

Rats and mice in its gardens are swarming!

     Seems they don’t want to miss

     Auguste Rodent’s “The Kiss,”

And they view Minnie Lisa as charming.

In fact, “The Kiss” is not in the Louvre but at the Rodin Museum, also in Paris.