tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post4496047159636428478..comments2023-05-20T10:48:26.502-05:00Comments on The Limericist: 1976. Calliope catastropheThe Limericisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02295894333491128936noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post-70079823904730813192016-02-06T10:33:11.100-06:002016-02-06T10:33:11.100-06:00Is "BDSM" where we got the term, 'pu...Is "BDSM" where we got the term, 'pussy whipped?'<br /><br />A masochist ran up to a sadist and said, "Hit me! Hit me!"<br /><br />The sadist thought a second and said, "No."The Limericisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02295894333491128936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post-21926250492786771662016-02-06T04:34:40.225-06:002016-02-06T04:34:40.225-06:00Got pent-up frustrations? Release 'em!
What yo...Got pent-up frustrations? Release 'em!<br />What you two really need is a threesome<br />But don't count me in<br />I'd just sit there and grin<br />While the three of you move your parts. Grease 'em!<br /><br />Hell, I might even videotape it<br />Your fans -- they will all want to ape it<br />If your names I besmirch<br />You'll just have to quit church<br />It's the curse of the urge, can't escape it!Suzanne Heymannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02925149630654987978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post-80376255537738716962016-02-06T02:34:26.755-06:002016-02-06T02:34:26.755-06:00Naw, BDSM ain't my thing.Naw, BDSM ain't my thing.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05795258136526678277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post-3309612311610771942016-02-06T01:19:27.871-06:002016-02-06T01:19:27.871-06:00I wrote, "Do not worry, friend Dave"
And...I wrote, "Do not worry, friend Dave"<br />And yet you came on with your rave<br />Can't take 'No' for an answer?<br />I'm no tutu dancer<br />Forget about being my slave.<br />(Or making me yours!)The Limericisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02295894333491128936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post-69135745871412060112016-02-06T01:07:46.083-06:002016-02-06T01:07:46.083-06:00Let's be clear - if you're queer, that'...Let's be clear - if you're queer, that's okay<br />But please do not ask me to play<br />I'm not one for the boys<br />I won't play with their toys<br />Stay away with that noise. I'm not gay.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05795258136526678277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post-46218216877806119422016-02-05T08:22:56.974-06:002016-02-05T08:22:56.974-06:00Now THAT's funny (and you needn't worry, D...Now THAT's funny (and you needn't worry, Dave.)The Limericisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02295894333491128936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5179119864914364117.post-25629340438401072392016-02-05T01:56:25.926-06:002016-02-05T01:56:25.926-06:00Since he asked you to fuck openly
Even I'm a b...Since he asked you to fuck openly<br />Even I'm a bit shocked, but, you see<br />I don't care what you do<br />That's between him and you<br />I'm just thankful he didn't ask me!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05795258136526678277noreply@blogger.com